Nature Walking T-Shirts

"Now, THAT'S a welcome sight! I was just starting to miss decision-making."

"How to deal with weeds."

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

'I hear there have been a few Big Cat sightings around here.'

"Uh-oh!"

"...But the trees can't absorb all the carbon dioxide in the air."

Romance

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

"Excuse me, have you seen anything of a plump, sord orsute of wildfowl here abouts?"

Hiking.

Clearing up medals.

Dog keeping dry, protected by owners.

'It won't do you any good. I just don't have any more peanuts.'

Congratulations on your retirement.

"I think this is the perfect place to grow a family."

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

"Looks like the dog needs to do his business."

"Boy, in the cold light of day it's really freaking cold!"

"These chilly autumn afternoons remind me of what a witch you can be."

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

Bear Hugging Season Open

Dog Park / Cat Park

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

Hither and Yon sign

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."