Nature Trail Walker T-Shirts

Mother nature takes her course.

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

Hither and Yon sign

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Where the wild things were."

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

Dog Park / Cat Park

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

The High Line at Giza

"Don't even think about it."

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"I think this is the perfect place to grow a family."

Danger Falling Leaves

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'