Nature Trail Walker Gifts

Mother nature takes her course.

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'Oh, crap.'

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

Dog Park / Cat Park

Hither and Yon sign

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

"Where the wild things were."

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

The High Line at Giza

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

"Don't even think about it."

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"I think this is the perfect place to grow a family."

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

Danger Falling Leaves

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'