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Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

ET Mishap

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Butterflies

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

Dog Park / Cat Park

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

Bear Hugging Season Open

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

"Don't even think about it."

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

The High Line at Giza

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."