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'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

Urban sprawl rears its ugly head yet again.

"We're not migrating. We're searching for a stronger wifi signal."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

Local Knowledge

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

Rock Climber

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

Sport Utility Boot.

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

Hither and Yon sign

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.