Nature Trails Prints

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

Urban sprawl rears its ugly head yet again.

"We're not migrating. We're searching for a stronger wifi signal."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Local Knowledge

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

Sport Utility Boot.

Hither and Yon sign

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

Rock Climber

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

A smiling cyclist