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Cow and hen footprints merge.

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

Sport Utility Boot.

Hither and Yon sign

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"I think this is the perfect place to grow a family."

Danger Falling Leaves

"See those birch trees on the other side of the pond? That’s the exact spot where your mother first called me an idiot."

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

Mother nature takes her course.

"Just when I thought I had all the answers, I forgot what the questions were."

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

Empty Nester Apple Picking - "Not THAT one, you idiot!"

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."