Walking Trails Gifts

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

Hither and Yon sign

Sport Utility Boot.

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"I think this is the perfect place to grow a family."

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

Danger Falling Leaves

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"

Mother nature takes her course.

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"See those birch trees on the other side of the pond? That’s the exact spot where your mother first called me an idiot."

"Just when I thought I had all the answers, I forgot what the questions were."

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

Empty Nester Apple Picking - "Not THAT one, you idiot!"

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"You can stop now. The squirrels are gone."

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."