Trail Exploration Gifts

Sport Utility Boot.

'I think we should stop following these $100 bills. I'm beginning to think the deer know we're here, and they're setting us up.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Wildlife

Tourists

Easter Island legs

Local Knowledge

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'What zip code are we in now?'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

World Tour.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"Look, a bug!"

Fly Fishing

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Sparkling Water

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'