Trail Explorer Gifts

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

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'It's the word MODERATE which scares me!'

Hither and Yon sign

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Fly Football

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"Look, a bug!"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

'Are we there yet?'

'You say you were King of the Jungle, but it seems your experience is mainly in savannah grassland...'

Koala

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'