Terrain Explorer Gifts

Terrainspotters.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

You Are Here

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Fly Football

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"Look, a bug!"

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Snow flake

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Butterflies

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Fish hunting for men.

'Are we there yet?'

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'