Terrain Traveler Gifts

'I hate flying. Thank God for terra firma ... or terra mushy ...'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

...the all-terrain skateboard.

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Off to see the world

Vaccination Passport

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

"I'm going crazy staring at the same four legs."

'I'm not here looking for a job. I'm the temp who's replacing you when the boss fires you today.'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

'Anything to declare?'

Miniature Trailer on Desert Island

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

Caution Dry Rot

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

A person seeking truth walks on a treadmill.

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

Notice to travelers: 'Delayed' is the New 'on time'.

'Father maybe gone some time.'

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

Bev puts on an old favorite

Children's Terrain Rides - kids seated and enjoying themselves in the way they would on a real train.

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

English man in Australia during christmas