Terrestrial Traveler Gifts

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

How am I abducting?

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

There is No Planet C

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

It's not a bad planet -- Their talk shows make it seem a lot worse than it is.

Parking meter on the moon.

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

A Space Walk

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

You're gonna have to put that thing in "UFO mode."

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

'Take me to your feeder,'

It says, 'Billions of Babies on Board.'

"Last Year we went to Peoria."

"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"