Terrestrial Traveler Gifts

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

How am I abducting?

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

There is No Planet C

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

Parking meter on the moon.

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

A Space Walk

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

"Great heavens, what have they done to them?!"

"Last Year we went to Peoria."

It says, 'Billions of Babies on Board.'

"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"

"We don't have a cloaking device for our ship, but we've made it look like a banner ad. They won't see us."