Planetary Traveler Gifts

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

'Uh, no offense, but is there other life here?'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

How am I abducting?

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

There is No Planet C

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

Parking meter on the moon.

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

A Space Walk

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

"Great heavens, what have they done to them?!"

It says, 'Billions of Babies on Board.'

UFO and snowman