Planetary Traveler Gifts

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

'Uh, no offense, but is there other life here?'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

How am I abducting?

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

'Gravity...Go figure!'

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

There is No Planet C

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

It's not a bad planet -- Their talk shows make it seem a lot worse than it is.

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

Parking meter on the moon.

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

A Space Walk

You're gonna have to put that thing in "UFO mode."

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

It says, 'Billions of Babies on Board.'

"Last Year we went to Peoria."