Galactic Travelers Gifts

"Do you really want to visit that planet on our honeymoon? It's a dump!"

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"Take me to your mechanic."

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

Parking meter on the moon.

"I'm so sorry I let you talk me into letting you take your pet along on this trip!"

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Last Year we went to Peoria."

It says, 'Billions of Babies on Board.'

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"