Galactic Traveler Gifts

'Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?' - repetitive questioning associated with travel

"Man, they can't do anything right. Half the countries are underdeveloped. The other half are overdeveloped."

Commercial space travel is expensive.

'Where did you say your foreign exchange student was from?'

Message in a bottle.

'You do have catastrophic insurance, but it only applies in case of invasion from outer space.'

The Ultimate Luggage Carousel.

'Melnick, put that down! We're supposed to be here for rock samples!'

"I told you to stop and ask for directions back at Alpha Centauri, but noooo..."

"Are we there yet?"

'It's nothing personal, Donald; I just need more space.'

'This must be the Sea of Tranquility.'

'We come in peace, I tell you!'

Elvis on a alien Planet.

'...We're just the Intergalactic Rescue Society.'

Pentagon Science Contest: 'I get that a lot...must be from being in the presence of raw genius.'

'Appears to be some kind of primitive tractor beam, Captain...'

Space man with his possessions floating.

'I'd say this planet is uninhabited.'

'...I know it's hard, but try keeping all your eyes on the ball.'

Laurence van Cott Niven

Head over hooves with...Pigs in Space!

'I'll bet I can reach the ship without stepping on a crack!'

"Move along, people, nothing to see here..."

"This place is called earth. If the natives turn out to be wild and try to eat us, then we can always blow the whole damn thing to pieces!"

Mars and Earth

"I can't believe that you forgot your packed lunch!"

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"My gene expression changed."

Major Tom

"... Now, turn left and go in a straight line for 60 trillion miles."

CLIPPINGS - Space Race

You are on earth, third planet from an average-size star in a solar system located in the Milky Way. Ernie, this GPS is a "galactic" positioning system.

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

"All of Earth's problems seem so small up here, compared with the whistling sound Rodriguez makes in his sleep."