Galactic Journeyer Gifts

Hysterically laughing monster.

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

ET Mishap

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

'Which one is named after me?'

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

Parking meter on the moon.

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

Rocket.

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

'Of course I'm paranoid and delusional, dummy! -- I was abducted by aliens, for crying out loud!'

You're gonna have to put that thing in "UFO mode."

"Last Year we went to Peoria."

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"

UFO and snowman

'Take me to your feeder,'

We're With Stupid