Galactic Wanderer Gifts

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

"Shoulda brought the weed."

'I think that you're lost. You're flying in circles.'

An Alien whose spaceship has tun out of gas is about to meet a human with the same problem.

Black hole.

Next Exit - 4,500,000 Miles.

With the right combination of key strokes, credit card info and open web pages, Dave unwittingly interrupts the feedback loop between star creation and black hole formation.

"You couldn't make it up! The first humans to travel faster than the speed of light... and there's nothing to see!"

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

The Lost World: You are Here

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

Mars Rover - 'They are right, men are from mars.'

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

'Which one is named after me?'

Parking meter on the moon.

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

Hysterically laughing monster.

"A study finds that there are billions of earth-like planets in our galaxy."

"Disney will flip!"

Life in the fastest lane.

It says, 'Billions of Babies on Board.'

"Last Year we went to Peoria."

"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"

"If all else fails, it makes a great frothy latte."

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."