Galaxy Wanderer Gifts

"We seem to have similar life experiences."

Big Bang for your Buck bar & grill...rocket scientists welcome.

'Sorry I'm late, but you know how the Universe keeps expanding.'

Spaceman

"It's Ground Control. They say they know exactly what space we're in."

Darkside of the moon.

"To you life is just one big game"

Next Exit: EARTH... A dinky, tilted planet circling a small star in the un-hip section of a garden-variety galaxy, but we call it home.

Alien with Face Mask

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

The Lost World: You are Here

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

'Gravity...Go figure!'

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Mars Rover - 'They are right, men are from mars.'

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

Guy in gym

"A study finds that there are billions of earth-like planets in our galaxy."

Hysterically laughing monster.

Life in the fastest lane.

"Disney will flip!"

"If all else fails, it makes a great frothy latte."

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

'NASA is never going to believe this!'

With the right combination of key strokes, credit card info and open web pages, Dave unwittingly interrupts the feedback loop between star creation and black hole formation.

"Let's go into a black hole you said, it'll be fun you said...."

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

"How can you claim to offer directions if you don't know the best way to Epsilon Delta VII?"

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'