Galaxy Wanderer Gifts

"We seem to have similar life experiences."

Big Bang for your Buck bar & grill...rocket scientists welcome.

'Sorry I'm late, but you know how the Universe keeps expanding.'

Spaceman

"It's Ground Control. They say they know exactly what space we're in."

Darkside of the moon.

"To you life is just one big game"

Next Exit: EARTH... A dinky, tilted planet circling a small star in the un-hip section of a garden-variety galaxy, but we call it home.

Alien with Face Mask

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

The Lost World: You are Here

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

Mars Rover - 'They are right, men are from mars.'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

Guy in gym

"Disney will flip!"

Life in the fastest lane.

"Oh yoo hoo, NASA, guess who found another rock! NASA? Baby, you there?"

We're With Stupid

Hysterically laughing monster.

"Space wants to kill you."

"A study finds that there are billions of earth-like planets in our galaxy."

"If all else fails, it makes a great frothy latte."

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

"How can you claim to offer directions if you don't know the best way to Epsilon Delta VII?"