Galactic Wanderers Gifts

Now entering: Space. Population - wouldn't you like to know.

Utopia: A planet about 10 million light-years away in the Andromeda galaxy where they don't even have a word-phrase for the term 'boy bands'.

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

'Not that net!'

The Lost World: You are Here

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

Parking meter on the moon.

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

"Oh yoo hoo, NASA, guess who found another rock! NASA? Baby, you there?"

"Disney will flip!"

"Space wants to kill you."

It says, 'Billions of Babies on Board.'

"A study finds that there are billions of earth-like planets in our galaxy."

Life in the fastest lane.

"Last Year we went to Peoria."

We're With Stupid

"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"

Hysterically laughing monster.

"If all else fails, it makes a great frothy latte."

"Are we there yet?"