Global Wanderers Gifts

'Mr. Go-Where-The-Jobs-Are, your car pool is here.'

'Not that net!'

'What zip code are we in now?'

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'Now that's an afro!'

Sparkling Water

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

The only way to see the world is to see the world

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

The Lost World: You are Here

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"Listen! They're playing our bong."

Coronavirus world

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

The Decline of Europe

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

Citizen of the world.

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

Redecorating Easter Island.

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.