Global Wanderers Pillows

'Mr. Go-Where-The-Jobs-Are, your car pool is here.'

'Not that net!'

'What zip code are we in now?'

'Now that's an afro!'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

Sparkling Water

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

The Lost World: You are Here

The only way to see the world is to see the world

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

The Decline of Europe

Coronavirus world

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

Citizen of the world.

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

Redecorating Easter Island.

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'