Globe Wanderers Pillows

'I want to ship Daddy to all the places he missed visiting, because he was working so hard to accumulate the estate I just inherited.'

'Now that's an afro!'

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Sparkling Water

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

The Lost World: You are Here

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Coronavirus world

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

"Last Year we went to Peoria."

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

"We are now boarding priority travellers. Please be ready to present an air of entitlement."

Touring Holidays - On the P***

"All the other passengers have collected and gone so well just have to admit they're ours!"

With the right combination of key strokes, credit card info and open web pages, Dave unwittingly interrupts the feedback loop between star creation and black hole formation.

'If you've brought us gifts we don't want any more Des O'Connor records!'

"You are going home to Quarantine? What a lovely name for a daughter!"

Ghosts from around the world

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

Airline: Arrivals, Departures, Missing Luggage and Missing Planes.

"It's 40 degrees in Europe. Maybe we should take that Paris trip we always talk about, and get away from this oppressive heat."

"Sorry, but it's one in one out."

'You're checking in for our flight--you don't have to play max coins.'

Now entering: Space. Population - wouldn't you like to know.

'Sorry, but I had trouble with train story-problems in math, when I was a kid too.'

"You overpacked again."

'I think that you're lost. You're flying in circles.'

'This job will entail some traveling...most likely Pango Pango where you'll live, eat berries and answer the phone.'

They were American tourists, visiting gay Paree...and yet this was a Mexican stand off??