World Wanderers Pillows

"New York are at Lunch, Munich are at Coffee and Tokyo are at Lunch."

"I'm going to India to find myself..."

"It's almost three hours and we only did a block!"

Sydney Airport - passengers called Barry, Sheila and Skippy.

Baggage Claim. All Airlines. I look at baggage claim as the only lottery I occasionally win.

Tourist Info. - Closed for the holidays.

They were American tourists, visiting gay Paree...and yet this was a Mexican stand off??

International Date Line

'A journey of 1000 miles begins with one credit card.'

"I found myself when I travelled the world, but we forgot to exchange numbers."

"You overpacked again."

"Where in the world can we bore people senseless about this year?"

Ghosts from around the world

'Not that net!'

'Now that's an afro!'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Sparkling Water

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Snowmen Around The World...

Astral Projection

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

The Lost World: You are Here

The only way to see the world is to see the world

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"Listen! They're playing our bong."

Coronavirus world

The Decline of Europe