World Wanderer Gifts

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"This doesn't look like you."

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

'Where's the Eiffel Tower?'

'Here is your room with a minibar.'

'Feeling a little sick, dear?'

"Things are tough so I'm scaling down!" (Cheapo travel - selling out on the street).

"Nice tower. Shame about the scaffolding."

"It's 40 degrees in Europe. Maybe we should take that Paris trip we always talk about, and get away from this oppressive heat."

'We'd like to visit a peaceful police state away from any terror treats.'

'Lost your luggage again, Mr. Rizzi? Wow, that enables you to join our 'Frequent Lost Luggage Club'!'

You are here - Now, go away.

Airline: Arrivals, Departures, Missing Luggage and Missing Planes.

With a sinking feeling, Colin realised that he had chosen a camel with a restricted view.

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

'Mrs. Barnes spent her fall break in Japan.'

"And to all of you who swore you'd never fly this airline again - welcome back."

Finding yourself

Compensation for Delayed Flights.

Excess Baggage: Perhaps you should have washed those clothes before returning home form your overseas vacation.

Tourist Bus

"This is our wake up call."

Masks are the new normal in Europe.

"How was your round trip?"

Replacement balloon service...

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

Excess Baggage: In the future, some of these kids will pay good money to do the same thing. Only they'll call it a 'Luxury motor coach tour'.

Davos.

Homeward Bound

Hang gliding in Afganistan

On 'oliday

"Sorry, but it's one in one out."

Lost Baggage - 'Do any of these look like yours?'

Coronavirus world

Somewhere In France... The Louvre turns out to be just another metro station.