Westworld Wanderer Gifts

"You like it? We purchased the fourth wall from 'Westworld'."

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

You Are Here

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

Support Group for a Good Problem

'Now that's an afro!'

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Sausages.

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Sparkling Water

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Alien Snowmen

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

Sport Utility Boot.

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

Astral Projection

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

Computer games

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"