Western Wanderer Gifts

"Jack, we're going all the way to Abilene. Must you ride so close?"

Bumper Stickers on a Cowboy's Horse

People on horses watch an open air movie

Old West Saloon Has Revolving Door Put In

Ponderosa

'This was the life the young cowboy had dreamed of! Where else could you find people out in the sun with no regard for sunscreen?! Yes this, was the wild west!'

'I could have sworn it was the cavalry!!'

"You need glasses, Roy."

Horse rider has equipped his saddle with a roll bar.

Cowboy hitchhiker holds sign which reads; Out of town by sun up.

Cowboy with hat out Title: 'Homeless on the Range'

'Stop complaining - you only get a horse if you're delivering first class mail.'

Cowboy at desk near workboxes: Yep/ Nope.

el doctor

Valet parking.

"Sometimes it's hard to believe all this was formed by natural erosion."

"Light's green."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"Cooky was askin' about you again."

"It jes' ain't natural."

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

You Are Here

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Support Group for a Good Problem

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Sausages.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Alien Snowmen

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

It's supposed to get cold tonight.