World Wanderer Mugs

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"This doesn't look like you."

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

'Where's the Eiffel Tower?'

"Nice tower. Shame about the scaffolding."

'Here is your room with a minibar.'

'Feeling a little sick, dear?'

"Things are tough so I'm scaling down!" (Cheapo travel - selling out on the street).

With a sinking feeling, Colin realised that he had chosen a camel with a restricted view.

Compensation for Delayed Flights.

You are here - Now, go away.

'We'd like to visit a peaceful police state away from any terror treats.'

'Lost your luggage again, Mr. Rizzi? Wow, that enables you to join our 'Frequent Lost Luggage Club'!'

Airline: Arrivals, Departures, Missing Luggage and Missing Planes.

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

'Mrs. Barnes spent her fall break in Japan.'

"And to all of you who swore you'd never fly this airline again - welcome back."

"It's 40 degrees in Europe. Maybe we should take that Paris trip we always talk about, and get away from this oppressive heat."

Finding yourself

On 'oliday

Hang gliding in Afganistan

Homeward Bound

Somewhere In France... The Louvre turns out to be just another metro station.

Davos.

"Sorry, but it's one in one out."

Excess Baggage: In the future, some of these kids will pay good money to do the same thing. Only they'll call it a 'Luxury motor coach tour'.

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

"This is our wake up call."

Tourist Bus

Excess Baggage: Perhaps you should have washed those clothes before returning home form your overseas vacation.

Coronavirus world

Thousands of customers stranded when major travel firm goes out of business.

I'd like to stay somewhere unpretentious, somewhere with a soupçon of 'je ne sais quoi.'

Passport photos

"I found myself when I travelled the world, but we forget to exchange numbers."