Global Wanderer Mugs

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

Nomadic Businessmen

Law Office: Sanchez, Chang, Romanov and Ittipiki, Immigration Attorneys.

Munchkin Reunion

Use landmarks near to your home when issuing directions.

USA offers work visas to Hondurans

"Not to seem ungrateful, Audrey, but I'll be happier when we can go on a real holiday again."

'What zip code are we in now?'

'Now that's an afro!'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Sparkling Water

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

The Lost World: You are Here

The only way to see the world is to see the world

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

The Decline of Europe

Coronavirus world

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

Citizen of the world.

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

Fleeing Kabul

Redecorating Easter Island.

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'