Travel Wanderers Gifts

'Are you sure this is just a mirage we're crawling through?'

'Not that net!'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

'It must be the dead sea.'

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

The Decline of Europe

Baby squirrel & Berries

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

Citizen of the world.

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

Fleeing Kabul

Mass Travel

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

Redecorating Easter Island.

Actualities - Killing time whilst waiting for the Exhibition to open

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'

"And that's why you go on safari."

"A ticket to the Munich Beerfest, please."