Travel Wanderers Gifts

'Are you sure this is just a mirage we're crawling through?'

'Not that net!'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

'It must be the dead sea.'

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"Listen! They're playing our bong."

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Baby squirrel & Berries

The Decline of Europe

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

Citizen of the world.

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

Fleeing Kabul

Mass Travel

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

Actualities - Killing time whilst waiting for the Exhibition to open

Redecorating Easter Island.

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'

"And that's why you go on safari."