Travelers Gifts

"Look, son, Pop-Pop and Nana are heading south for the winter."

'-but dad, how can a supersonic plane be LATE?'

'Look at me while I'm talking to you!'

California

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

'Are we there yet?'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

'Are we there yet?'

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

The Family Joules: Part 6

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

Off to see the world

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

Vaccination Passport

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

"He says he's sure this isn't Wildwood. Did you put batteries in the GPS?"

"Ah...here they are!"

Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. But sure, I'll keep an eye out for a rest area.

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

'Are we there yet?'

"I'm going crazy staring at the same four legs."

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

A white collar cow.

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

"If we'd gone South for the winter, we'd be back by now."

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'We're there already? I'm still watching my video!'