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"Look, son, Pop-Pop and Nana are heading south for the winter."

'-but dad, how can a supersonic plane be LATE?'

'Look at me while I'm talking to you!'

California

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

'Are we there yet?'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

'Are we there yet?'

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

Off to see the world

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

Vaccination Passport

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

"Ah...here they are!"

'Are we there yet?'

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

"I'm going crazy staring at the same four legs."

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"If we'd gone South for the winter, we'd be back by now."

A white collar cow.

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

'We're there already? I'm still watching my video!'

"Hell: The Airport"

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)