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Commuters in train compartment reading newspapers.

'George has adjusted to working at home except for having to ride the train into the city and back before he can start the day.'

'Did this train start from Euston or Preston? I and my friend Dawkins cannot seem to agree.'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Packed like sardines

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Off to see the world

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

Vaccination Passport

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

Latest Railway Marvel.

A white collar cow.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

Busking during a pandemic

'Anything to declare?'

An Appreciation

Miniature Trailer on Desert Island

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

A train's dining car is a diner.

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

Notice to travelers: 'Delayed' is the New 'on time'.

'Back in 1956 you were the youngest Briton to cover the Hungarian uprising. You are presently writing your memoirs in Sardinia. First question: how do you feel about the sorry state the London Underground is in?'

Nativity Scene on the Underground