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Soccer hooligans dismantle train.

Easter Island legs

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

A white collar cow.

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

'I never tire of watching Hippies go by: They're so colourful...'

"At least we're not spending money on gas for travel."

Commuter doing some gardening on the train

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'

Nativity Scene on the Underground

"I should've known better than to AirBNB from a bird."

"You're the one who wanted to go someplace off the beaten track - you ask him what's gluten free."

Relativity explained; the woman on the train will always appear more attractive than the woman on the platform.

Commuter reads book entitled: Commuters for Dummies.

'I've invented a device for making people late for work.'

"Valhalla."

Sketches by Boz - Ticket Office at Coach Station

Train back from Glyndebourne.

"Excuse me, would you mind taking your portable zombie game to another carriage?"

"What?!... You said you wanted to holiday somewhere different this year!"

Traveller's Luggage.

Godot - Retard Indetermine

The Joffrey Ballet just barely misses the 7:38 out of Poughkeepsie.

"I just want to learn enough to be able to survive the train to work."

"For your information, this 'stuff' happens to be my husband!"