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Soccer hooligans dismantle train.

Easter Island legs

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

A white collar cow.

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

Hotel mini-bar.

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

'I never tire of watching Hippies go by: They're so colourful...'

Nativity Scene on the Underground

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'

"At least we're not spending money on gas for travel."

Commuter doing some gardening on the train

"You're the one who wanted to go someplace off the beaten track - you ask him what's gluten free."

'I've invented a device for making people late for work.'

Relativity explained; the woman on the train will always appear more attractive than the woman on the platform.

Wow! Look what you get when you hire a ride service right in front of a comic book convention!

"I should've known better than to AirBNB from a bird."

Commuter reads book entitled: Commuters for Dummies.

"Valhalla."

"Excuse me, would you mind taking your portable zombie game to another carriage?"

Elvis Impersonaters invade the train

Train back from Glyndebourne.

Sketches by Boz - Ticket Office at Coach Station

"For your information, this 'stuff' happens to be my husband!"

The Joffrey Ballet just barely misses the 7:38 out of Poughkeepsie.

"I just want to learn enough to be able to survive the train to work."

"What?!... You said you wanted to holiday somewhere different this year!"

Godot - Retard Indetermine