Travelers With A Twist T-Shirts

"I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain!"

"I was hoping this place would have a travel ban in place."

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

Giant Monster in Bath

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'

"At least we're not spending money on gas for travel."

"I'm sure they said fourteen days quarantine."

'Are you sure this is just a mirage we're crawling through?'

'-but dad, how can a supersonic plane be LATE?'

"You're the one who wanted to go someplace off the beaten track - you ask him what's gluten free."

"I should've known better than to AirBNB from a bird."

"You're not much of a romantic, are you?"

"I said 'how about some dessert,' Andy. Dessert!"

"Did we ask for a heart-shaped tub?"

"What?!... You said you wanted to holiday somewhere different this year!"

"You are going on a long journey. You will throw your back out putting your bag in the overhead. You will never recover from jet lag. It will rain every day. You will lose your passport. Your flight home will be cancelled."

'This vacation has just come to a screeching halt - My pocket's just been picked.'

"There's apparently another one of those rescue ships coming to take us back to civilisation. . . quick, let's hide!"

Nijinsky Moving Company . Ballet dancers.

"No I didn't fly here. I drove."

'Thet're alright if you don't mind Caharlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

"Well, me and my mobile igloo are off to Florida for the winter."

Grim reaper struggles to get his scythe in the overhead locker of an aeroplane.

Customs and Examinations.

"Look, son, Pop-Pop and Nana are heading south for the winter."

'Where do you see yourself in 24 hours?'