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"They send you to all the places refugees are escaping from."

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

"Listen! They're playing our bong."

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

The Decline of Europe

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

Citizen of the world.

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

Fleeing Kabul

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

Redecorating Easter Island.

Actualities - Killing time whilst waiting for the Exhibition to open

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'

"And that's why you go on safari."

"The security scanner said I have exquisite feet."

EU

'Stay away from pirates off the coast of Africa, fighting in the middle east, smog in China. . .'