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The Great Wall of France

'Of course we're a global corporation. We have mail drops throughout the world.'

Atlas works on his abs.

'It's sad to think the world is down to just 12 countries.'

Weigh station

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Time Machine Collision

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

'I told you that letting him have a pet would cause a problem at migration time...'

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"Listen! They're playing our bong."

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

Desperate to escape 2017, a scientist built his own time machine.

The Decline of Europe

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

Summertime.

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

Public footpath on a desert island.

Citizen of the world.

Actualities - Killing time whilst waiting for the Exhibition to open

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

Rent a Room With Hot Water

Redecorating Easter Island.

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'