World Traveler At Heart Gifts

The Great Wall of France

'Of course we're a global corporation. We have mail drops throughout the world.'

'It's sad to think the world is down to just 12 countries.'

Weigh station

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Time Machine Collision

'I told you that letting him have a pet would cause a problem at migration time...'

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

Desperate to escape 2017, a scientist built his own time machine.

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

The Decline of Europe

Summertime.

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

Public footpath on a desert island.

Citizen of the world.

Fleeing Kabul

Rent a Room With Hot Water

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

Redecorating Easter Island.

Actualities - Killing time whilst waiting for the Exhibition to open

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

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Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'