World Traveler In Spirit Gifts

'If you could choose, which of the Group of Seven Industrial Nations would you like to be a bum in?'

Carefree luggage.

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

'I told you that letting him have a pet would cause a problem at migration time...'

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"Listen! They're playing our bong."

The Decline of Europe

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

Summertime.

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

Citizen of the world.

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

Welcome Ghost.

Fleeing Kabul

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

Redecorating Easter Island.

Rent a Room With Hot Water

Actualities - Killing time whilst waiting for the Exhibition to open

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'

Mad For It

"And that's why you go on safari."

"The security scanner said I have exquisite feet."

"Oh no! - Here comes the National Trust again!!"