World Traveler In Spirit Pillows

'If you could choose, which of the Group of Seven Industrial Nations would you like to be a bum in?'

Carefree luggage.

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

'I told you that letting him have a pet would cause a problem at migration time...'

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

The Decline of Europe

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

Summertime.

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

Citizen of the world.

Welcome Ghost.

Fleeing Kabul

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

Rent a Room With Hot Water

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

Redecorating Easter Island.

Actualities - Killing time whilst waiting for the Exhibition to open

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

Mad For It

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'

"And that's why you go on safari."

"The security scanner said I have exquisite feet."

"A ticket to the Munich Beerfest, please."

'Stay away from pirates off the coast of Africa, fighting in the middle east, smog in China. . .'