Tourist In Spirit Gifts

"Now when you say you're going to catch the bus, which bus might that be, I wonder?"

"Oh no! - Here comes the National Trust again!!"

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

Rent a Room With Hot Water

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

Little Tiny Push-Carts

'...Do not feed the bears'

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

'No! - You can't build sand castles!'

Touring Holidays - On the P***

Easter Island Rock Climber

'Will you stop yelling save the whales and finish you pina colada?'

Portalouvre

Man on motorbike.

'and to your left is Big Ben, and across the river you can see the London Eye'

"This tribe doesn't live totally off the grid. They're selling T-shirts off their website, and they have a huge social media following."

'THIRTY BILLION? It only cost us three hundred to get away out here!'

"So this is where it all ends up. . ."

'I can see a big camera, but no gun: Let's go!'

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'Drawing the Venetian blondes.'

Boy throws a stick for a tortoise. By the time the tortoise returns, the boy is an old man.

'Charlie makes a game of everything.'