Traveling Spirit Gifts

'No! - You can't build sand castles!'

'I won't be sending you a postcard - it would take 4 to 5 days, secondly who the hell are you?'

Carefree luggage.

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

'I told you that letting him have a pet would cause a problem at migration time...'

Summertime.

Welcome Ghost.

Rent a Room With Hot Water

"Awwwk! Mutiny is a go! Pass it on! Awwk!"

Mad For It

"Oh no! - Here comes the National Trust again!!"

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

1,000 places to see after you die by Shirley Maclaine.

'Oh, sure -- You want me to waste my valuable time helping you extinguish your ego'

I cannot tell you why men will not ask for directions

"I'm referring you to a specialist."

London summer.

Continental Drift.

'Book me a Greek holiday Charlotte, I want to break plates!'

Guru Greg's Soul Repair

'I needed a break, so I thought I'd take a personal day... then I saw this ad and decided to take 7 personal days.'

'Ever since we converted the church into a jail, everyone is finding Jesus.'

Boy throws a stick for a tortoise. By the time the tortoise returns, the boy is an old man.

"Avoid hungry bears."

'Oh, he's pretty wise -- I clerked for him.'

Lost aliens checking their map.

'Somewhere with good karma.'

'You're taking this Grey Nomad stuff a bit seriously aren't you'

60s vs. Over-60s camper van

Closed for repairs (stonehenge)

Vikings Holiday

Notice in desert - Wrong Cartoon Ahead

"The meaning of life? To be honest, I haven't given it much thought."