Wandering Spirit Gifts

Hitchiking Instead Of Flying...

'Being a migrating bird is great: My life is like an endless summer...'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Carefree luggage.

The experienced backpacker.

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"Home depot."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

Introducing Piza Island.

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

'There is no past. No future. Only the present, which is changing every instant. Time is merely an illusion. Got it?'

'You must heal yourself.'

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

"Do you have an appointment?"

FAQs.

Christian and Born again Christian...