Wandering Witch Gifts

Witch with a mobile home on her broomstick.

Toadstools

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Astral Projection

Kiddies Menu for Witches

Macbeth: Take Two

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

Traffic Cone Monsters

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'She's still a novice yet.'

"Victims of out-sorcery."

'Are you a good witch or a bad witch?'

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

"At least she's reading."

A voodoo doctor.

"Just browsing."

"It's a witch, all right. So do we burn, bake or poach it?"

"...Look for frogs, ... Make potions, ... Scare the baby."

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

Obama of Oz.

When her hex on ageing failed, Grizelda opted for the mobility - broom.

Three Witches from Macbeth

Witch dice.

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

OM, SWEET OM

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

"You've got to help her ... she has developed a fear of flying."

Hexercise.

'There are no search results for Pomeranian on the Foodnetwork.'

'..and one for the pot.'