Mystic Wanderer Gifts

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

OM, SWEET OM

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

ET Mishap

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Hats and Food

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

Valentine Day

Funnel of Love

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

"It's so relaxing watching the clouds change shape as they drift by. You could almost forget you're a dog. Is it my imagination… or does that cloud look a bit like a cat? Arf! Arf! Arf!"

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

'There is no past. No future. Only the present, which is changing every instant. Time is merely an illusion. Got it?'

Travelogue

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

Sleeping Beauty

Mermaid Art

The Little Engine That Wouldn't

A man walks his dog with the leash attached to the dog's shadow instead of the dog.

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

Alice's interest in photography grew, during her stay in Wonderland.

Welcome Ghost.

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

Easter Egg Delivery

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

Angel Music

"Can you keep a secret?"

"Great - already running late and then this happens."

"Enjoy your stay at the Bat Hotel. Breakfast is at 7 a.m. The guano bucket is down the hall and to the left."