Mystical Mountain Wanderer Gifts

'I think it's 'starve a cold and feed a fever'...'

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

ET Mishap

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

Hats and Food

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

Valentine Day

"It's so relaxing watching the clouds change shape as they drift by. You could almost forget you're a dog. Is it my imagination… or does that cloud look a bit like a cat? Arf! Arf! Arf!"

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

Funnel of Love

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

'There is no past. No future. Only the present, which is changing every instant. Time is merely an illusion. Got it?'

Mermaid Art

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

Sleeping Beauty

Travelogue

The Little Engine That Wouldn't

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

Welcome Ghost.

Alice's interest in photography grew, during her stay in Wonderland.

A man walks his dog with the leash attached to the dog's shadow instead of the dog.

Angel Music

Easter Egg Delivery

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

"Can you keep a secret?"

"Great - already running late and then this happens."

"Enjoy your stay at the Bat Hotel. Breakfast is at 7 a.m. The guano bucket is down the hall and to the left."

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'