Mountain Myth Explorer Gifts

"Oh U! The German periscoper: "Ach Himmel! Dot most be der peutiful Ben Nevis of vich ve 'ave 'eard so mooch!"

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

You Are Here

Skiing.

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

First aid in mountains

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Happy Hour

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

Sisyphus visits Stowe

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

Phoenix

Even for a mountain goat he's good.

Golf with a difference

Workaholic on holiday

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

"If I figure correctly, it's two o'clock, Mountain Time."

"Really? a frikkin' math question?"

"All the celebrities come here."

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.