Mountain Myth Explorer Prints

"Oh U! The German periscoper: "Ach Himmel! Dot most be der peutiful Ben Nevis of vich ve 'ave 'eard so mooch!"

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

You Are Here

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Skiing.

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

First aid in mountains

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Happy Hour

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

Phoenix

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

Even for a mountain goat he's good.

Sisyphus visits Stowe

Golf with a difference

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

Workaholic on holiday

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

"Really? a frikkin' math question?"

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

"If I figure correctly, it's two o'clock, Mountain Time."

"All the celebrities come here."

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."