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High in the central Andes, the legal eagles build their nests, hunt for food and suet the bejesums out of each other.

'You know, it's a lot easier to just follow me on twitter.'

'Yes, the universe is certainly infinite.' 'No - it probably finite.'

'Here it comes.'

'Now I'm glad I sprained my ankle. The view from up here is beautiful.'

Fork in the trail.

Workaholic on holiday

Rock falling from a road sign.

'Hi, I'm from search and rescue, try not to move!'

Yak is talking non-stop - 'Yak, yak, yak.'

Maybe we should just run round base-camp with a hoover.

'You sure you've done this before?'

Resume Breathing.

Escalator to top of mountain peak on one side, rock climber struggles on other side.

'I told you to ask for directions but you were too proud to listen to me.'

'Money isn't everything... That'll be five pounds please.'

Skier.

'What's the difference between exchange-traded derivatives and swaps?'

Gone to lunch.

Tesco at top of the Mountain.

'Then I told him to take a hike. Right now he's somewhere in the Himalayas.'

Truth seeker sees Guru's sign: 'Out of Body, Back at ...'

Geographic anomaly: An Alp found in the Himalayas.

'Alright then, I'll admit it... we might be lost!'

Echo Tourists.

All-knowing mountain guru consults the internet.

'A wise hermit? ME?? Ribbish!! I sprained my darn ankle by climbing up here and now I can't get down anymore!'

'Watch For Falling Signs'

Running out of Gas.

''Meaning of Life' is the next mountain over. I teach auto mechanics.'

Skier sees a sign while skiing down mountain: Welcome To Turk's Alpine Jungle Caution next 1/4 Mile No Snow.

'It's really an outdoor climbing centre, but some people call it a mountain.'