Witchcraft Wanderer Gifts

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

'Hepzibah, I'm getting out There's just no money in being a witch.'

'Got anything with a dual muffler?'

"Here we are."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'One eye of newt or two?'

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Late BroomStick

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'Needs salt!'

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"I said slime."

100% carbon neutral

Rocking Witches.

Astral Projection

Newt sale

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

"It's probably just seasonal."

Rocket and Witch Race

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

Macbeth: Take Two

Witch's Brew.

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."